Spidermonkey

One of my slaves was allowed to make a proverbially a monkey of himself with me today. After a befitting greeting, I have put clothespins on his nipples, his tongue and his useless monkey eggs until he looked like a cross-breeding between a monkey and a porcupine. Then I gave him a wonderfully humiliating and painful treatment before I have removed the pegs in my gentle compassionate way My spider monkey could enjoy the resulting marks for a long time.