A Dirty Floor Means My Dirty Feet In Your Mouth Understand

Oh my goodness! Look at this mess in this house! Why oh why have you just been sitting there not cleaning up like I told you to? Dont you know that I like to walk around the house barefeet? Now look at my feet! Theyre all dirty, and full of fluff! Its just not good enough you hear me! Im actually sick and tired of telling you to clean up this floor properly. From now on every time you dont clean up the floor properly Im going to make you clean my feet up with your tongue! Yes you heard me! Every time that floor is dirty these feet go straight into your mouth! And you have to either get very good at cleaning the filth off my feet or off the floor! Its your Why are you grinning? You like this dont you? Oh my! You dirty foot freak! Well Im going to gag you on these dirty feet! Thatll teach you!